Friday, November 13, 2009

A new building site starts up next to Daisy's house.?

She's a sweet little 5 yr old that the builders decide to make her the site mascot.


At the end of the week they give her a pink hard hat and some gloves and a wage packet with £5 in it.


She goes home to show her mum,


"are you going to work there next week?" her mum askes,


" I am if those cu*ts at jewsons deliver the fuc*ing bricks on time"

A new building site starts up next to Daisy's house.?
An oldie but still funny.
Reply:Ah, the lovely image of a 5 yr old in a hard hat swearing like a construction worker...


Heartwarming.
Reply:That's very funny but I've heard it before. Bill Bryson relates a very similar (true) story, as told to him by an Aussie friend, in his excellent book Downunder.


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